Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - L. Da Vinci

Marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : The days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony, why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

I wrote ur name on the sand………….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air………….
it got blown away,
So I wrote ur name in my heart………….
I got a HEART ATTACK

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes…
But don’t worry - we are chain smokers

Ur smile can be compared to a flower
Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best

True love is like a pillow
U can hug when u r in trouble
U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,
when i ask for a flower,
U give me bouquet
when i ask for a stone
U give me a statue
when i ask for a feather
U give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKEY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!

When i call u;
1 ring means I’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………pick d phone idiot

Teacher : Four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
It functions 24hrs 365 days…..
It functions right from the time u r born…. until you fall in love

Smile- is a language of love
Smile - is a source to win hearts…
Smile - creates greatness in ur personality
So….

Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….

Teacher: U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide

This is a great feature in Mozilla Firefox 2. If you visit a dodgy site like this one, which pretends to be a real banking site, Firefox 2 gives a warning!! Love you, Firefox

Haven’t written for a while… slacking, caught up in the to & fro of day to day life.

Whenever I think of simplifying life, it gets complex. The funny thing is that I knowingly and willingly do it For eg. I was happy doing my job. But then last time when i visited home in India, my bro showed me this cool thing, glowing bedsheets made by Bombay Dyeing. They basically are normal bed sheets but the speciality, as the name suggests, they glow in the dark. I really liked the idea and asked him to send some here in Aus. Lot of people are curious about it and I have sold a couple of them, one glow, the other one standard ;). My first customer, also one of my best mate, is very much satisfied. So that means the bedsheet is glowing fine, No one freaking out.

I’ll very soon post some pictures, so watch this space. Plans are to complete that by next weekend. So it will be a juggle between my full time job n my part time business

So back to my point of complicating the process of simplifying, So u see, Job + Business = open can of worms. And I love it, no no, not can of worms, my job & business.