Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - L. Da Vinci

Great to see JAJAH offering Hindi language as an option. Some of the words are misspelled though. Where it’s supposed to be “My friend’s phone Number”, the word “Friend” is misspelled to “Matir” a.k.a Watermelon in Marwari, regional language of the state of Rajasthan in India, instead of the correct “Mitra” meaning Friend,

So that means “My watermelon’s phone number”

One of the tomatoes, I bought from the supermarket was rotting. So, I buried it in the soil. After a few weeks, lots of little saplings started to appear. At first, I didn’t realize what it was, & then followed the Aha!! So I planted the saplings in the garden.

Now after a few more weeks, Look what I got!!

Marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : The days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony, why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

I wrote ur name on the sand………….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air………….
it got blown away,
So I wrote ur name in my heart………….
I got a HEART ATTACK

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes…
But don’t worry - we are chain smokers

Ur smile can be compared to a flower
Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best

True love is like a pillow
U can hug when u r in trouble
U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,
when i ask for a flower,
U give me bouquet
when i ask for a stone
U give me a statue
when i ask for a feather
U give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKEY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!

When i call u;
1 ring means I’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………pick d phone idiot

Teacher : Four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
It functions 24hrs 365 days…..
It functions right from the time u r born…. until you fall in love

Smile- is a language of love
Smile - is a source to win hearts…
Smile - creates greatness in ur personality
So….

Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….

Teacher: U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide

John wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. John looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table……

“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.” So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

John asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.” Confused, John asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?” His son replies, “Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, “Lady, leave me alone, I’m married!”

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - priceless