Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - L. Da Vinci

Marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : The days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony, why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

I wrote ur name on the sand………….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air………….
it got blown away,
So I wrote ur name in my heart………….
I got a HEART ATTACK

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes…
But don’t worry - we are chain smokers

Ur smile can be compared to a flower
Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best

True love is like a pillow
U can hug when u r in trouble
U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,
when i ask for a flower,
U give me bouquet
when i ask for a stone
U give me a statue
when i ask for a feather
U give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKEY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!

When i call u;
1 ring means I’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………pick d phone idiot

Teacher : Four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
It functions 24hrs 365 days…..
It functions right from the time u r born…. until you fall in love

Smile- is a language of love
Smile - is a source to win hearts…
Smile - creates greatness in ur personality
So….

Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….

Teacher: U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide